school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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