fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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