whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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