that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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