they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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