i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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