You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she told me i tasted like america
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
