Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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