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(518): View more from New York

I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix

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(206): View more from Washington

He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's

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SMART GIRL

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(773): View more from Illinois

I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?

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Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person

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