So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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