yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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