I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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