I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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