if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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