Already got asked if we're dating
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
