Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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