So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
