its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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