just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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