just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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