I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
