Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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