i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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