I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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