so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
then he tried to convert me to islam
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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