That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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