Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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