when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Alive.
So much puke
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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