I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
