I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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