My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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