what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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