Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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