Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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