real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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