Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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