he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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