thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
