If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
