If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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