So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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