Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Say something about gay babies.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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