nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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