picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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