Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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