i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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