So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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