oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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