Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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