Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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