he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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