@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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