She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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