Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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